I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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