i just had sex bonerless
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
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I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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