I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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