Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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