i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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Less talking, more tequila
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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