we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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