For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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