Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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