I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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