there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
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These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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