Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Shame is for Republicans.
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