You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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