we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Found the puke drawer
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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