thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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