i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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