He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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