so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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