Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
and i looked up. we had an audience...
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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