rhymes with "ouble enetration"
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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