Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
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Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.