I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
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I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I got inside last night via doggy door
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.