doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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