return my video game
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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