just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
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it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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