He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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