I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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