I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
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I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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