you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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