Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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