forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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