Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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