You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
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I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
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I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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