like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
you're hired as official boob wrangler
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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