I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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