Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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