have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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