dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
