ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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