I'd wear matching sweaters with you
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
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You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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