Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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