I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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