took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
His nipple licking is glorious
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