There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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