We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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