You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I believe in your delicious
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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