it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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