Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
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Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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