Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
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Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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