Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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