so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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