This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
