Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Just puked most of my soul out..
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
