I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
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Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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