You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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