He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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